Thursday, September 03, 2009

Lawak

Juliana : “Abang Mie… Jom la datang rumah… saya rindu la.. lagipun suami saya pergi oversea tadi..”

Helmi : “baiklah malam esok abang pergi tau… nanti pandai la abang tipu isteri abang tu..”

Juliana : “Oh ya.. sebelum datang esok.. abang cukur misai kasi licin dulu ye.. abang tahukan saya suka lelaki yg baby-face.”

Helmi : “Alamak… yang ni susah sikit.. isteri abang suka abang simpan misai ni nanti dia marah plak”

Juliana : “Alaaa… abang ni nak jumpa saya ke tak nie?”

Helmi : “oklah.. oklah.. Ana punya pasal.. apa saja abang sanggup”

Keesokan paginya, semasa Helmi hendak keluar untuk ke pejabat dia telah memesan kepada isterinya yang dia pulang lewat malam ini
kerana ada mesyuarat penting… dan di pejabatnya.. Helmi telah
mencukur misainya sampai licin..

Jam 4 pagi ketika Helmi balik ke rumahnya… isterinya sudah tidur… Dengan perlahan Helmi salin baju dan naik ke tempat tidur…tiba-tiba isterinya tersedar lalu meraba-raba wajah Helmi yang licin itu dalam kegelapan… dan berkata… “Kenapa kau tak balik lagi Jalil… kejap lagi suami akak balik…!!”

Lawak

Seorang pemuda membawa teman wanitanya ke sebuah restoran Itali
yang sangat terkenal. Dia sendiri pun belum pernah masuk sebelum ini..
tapi demi kemachoan dan mahu mengambil hati teman wanitanya..
dia memberanikan diri untuk makan di restoran itu...

Setelah mereka duduk dan memakan anggur yang disajikan..
si lelaki mengambil menu dengan keadaan penuh terkawal...
Kerana bingung melihat nama-nama aneh masakan Itali.. dia memilih sembarangan. ..

"Waiter.. bawakan kami makanan Giuseppe Spomdalucci untuk 2 orang"
kata lelaki tadi..

"Maaf.. encik" jawab waiter

"Itu nama pemilik restoran ini"

Lawak

Seorang ibu muda pergi berjumpa kawannya yang kebetulan seorang doktor.
Ketika rancak bersembang, anak kecil si ibu tadi sibuk menggeledah
makmal kecil di rumah doktor tersebut. Si ibu tersebut tidak pula melarang
anaknya yang semakin lama semakin rancak menggeledah bilik yang dipenuhi
botol-botol ubat. Doktor tersebut tidak berkata apa-apa tentang kenakalan anak si ibu tadi.

"Prangggggg! !!" Bunyi botol kaca pecah.

Barulah si ibu bersuara, "Saya harap awak tak kisah dengan anak saya tu.
Dia memang nakal sikit. Biasalah, budak-budak. "


"Ehh! Tak apa. Nanti sampai kat botol racun tu, diamlah dia,"

FADHILAT PUASA

 
Hadith 1
Abu Hurairah ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda: "Umatku telah dikurniakan dengan lima perkara yang istimewa yang belum pernah diberikan kepada sesiapa pun sebelum mereka. Bau mulut daripada seorang Islam yang berpuasa adalah terlebih harum di sisi Allah daripada bau haruman kasturi.. Ikan-ikan di lautan memohon istighfar (keampunan) ke atas mereka sehinggalah mereka berbuka puasa".
Allah mempersiapkan serta menghiasi jannah yang khas setiap hari dan kemudian berfirman kepadanya: "Masanya telah hampir tiba bilamana hamba-hambaKu yang taat akan meninggalkan segala halangan-halangan yang besar (di dunia) dan akan mendatangimu."
Pada bulan ini syaitan-syaitan yang durjana dirantaikan supaya tidak menggoda mereka ke arah maksiat-maksiat yang biasa mereka lakukan pada bulan-bulan selain Ramadhan. Pada malam terakhir Ramadhan (orang-orang yang berpuasa ini) akan diampunkan." Maka sahabat-sahabat Rasulullah SAW pun bertanya: "Wahai Pesuruh Allah, adakah itu malam lailatul Qadar?" Dijawab oleh Rasulullah SAW: "Tidak, tetapi selayaknya seorang yang beramal itu diberi balasan setelah menyempurnakan tugasnya."    
 
 
Hadith 2
Ubadah Bin Somit ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda pada suatu hari ketika Ramadhan hampir menjelang: "Telah datang kepadamu bulan Ramadhan, di mana Allah melimpah ruahkan di dalamnya dengan keberkatan, menurunkan rahmat, mengampuni dosa-dosa kamu, memakbulkan doa-doa kamu, melihat di atas perlumbaan kamu untuk memperolehi kebaikan yang besar dan berbangga mengenaimu di hadapan malaikat-malaikat. Maka tunjukkanlah kepada Allah Taala kebaikan dari kamu. Sesungguhnya orang yang bernasib malang ialah dia yang dinafikan daripada rahmat Allah pada bulan ini."
 
 
Hadith 3
Abu Sa'id Al Khudri ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda: "Setiap hari siang dan malam pada bulan Ramadhan, Allah Tabaraka wa Taala membebaskan begitu banyak sekali roh daripada api neraka. Dan pada setiap orang Islam pada setiap hari siang dan malam doanya pasti akan diterima."
 
 
Hadith 4
Abu Hurairah ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda:"Terdapat tiga jenis orang yang doa mereka tidak ditolak; doa daripada orang yang berpuasa sehinggalah dia berbuka puasa; imam (penguasa) yang adil, dan orang yang dizalimi yang kerana doanya itu Allah mengangkatnya melepasi awan dan membuka untuknya pintu-pintu langit dan Allah berfirman: "Daku bersumpah demi kemuliaanKu, sesungguhnya Daku pasti menolongmu walaupun pada suatu masa nanti."
 
 
Hadith 5
Ibn Umar ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda:"Sesungguhnya Allah dan para malaikatNya mengirim rahmat ke atas mereka yang memakan sahur."
 
 
Hadith 6
Abu Hurairah ra. meriwayatkan bahawa Rasulullah SAW bersabda:"Barangsiapa berbuka satu hari di siang hari bulan Ramadhan tanpa alasan yang wajar (disegi syariah) atau sakit yang kuat, tidak akan dapat menampung atau mengganti hari tersebut walaupun akan berpuasa sehingga ke akhir hayatnya."
 
Credit to JDK member :)

Lawak

Rosman Diterima Bekerja Sebagai Pelatih Di Sebuah Syarikat Multimedia.
Selepas Melaporkan Diri Pada Hari Pertama Dia Masuk Ke Biliknya... Terus Mendail...

"Tolong Buatkan Saya Kopi Cepat!" Katanya Menengking.

"Maaf, Awak Salah Sambungan.
Awak Tahu Dengan Siapa Awak Bercakap Ni?"
Kata Suara Di Hujung Talian.

"Tidak" Jawab Rosman.

"Saya Pengarah Urusan Syarikat Ini, Awak Tahu?" Balas Suara Itu.

Rosman Terkejut. Barulah Dia Sedar Dia Tersalah Dail. Hajatnya Mahu Menghubungi Kantin.

"Encik Tahu Dengan Siapa Encik Bercakap Ni?" Tanya Rosman.

"Tak, Awak Siapa?" Balas Pengarah Urusan Itu.

"Kalau Tak Tahu Bagus..." Kata Rosman Terus Meletakkan Gagang Telefon.

Lawak

Ada sepasang suami isteri tak pernah sependapat dalam banyak hal. Si isteri selalu merungut kepada suaminya disebabkan suaminya tak pernah menyetujui apa juga cadangan yang dibuatnya.

Suatu hari si isteri berkata kepada suaminya..

Isteri: Abang tak pernah ikut kemahuan saya. Semua cadangan saya tak pernah abang setuju.

Suami: Tak semua.. ada juga yang saya setuju.

Isteri: Tidak. Selama kita berkahwin belum pernah lagi abang ikut kemahuan saya

Suami: Tentu ada.. cuma tak kena tempat...

Isteri: Cuba abang cakap apa kemahuan saya yang abang akan ikut.

Suami: Baiklah, katakan ada dua buah bilik untuk menumpang tidur, setiap satu bilik masing-masing ada seorang lelaki dan seorang wanita. Yang mana satu bilik yang awak akan tumpang tidur?

Isteri: Sudah tentulah saya masuk ke bilik yang ada wanita... Tak kan saya masuk bilik yang ada lelaki pulak..

Suami: Haa... saya pun akan masuk bilik yang ada wanita.... Kan saya setuju dengan awak..!!

Isteri: (Nada marah) Dasar lelaki.....! !! Kalau berani buatlah... aku cincang 8 anu' kau..

Suami: Aii.. bila aku setuju awak marah pulak...!!!

Sunday, August 12, 2007

ASTON VILLA 1 - 2 LIVERPOOL

GERRARD GETS REDS OFF TO A FLIER

For the first time in five years Liverpool have got their Premier League campaign off to a winning start after an impressive 2-1 victory at Villa Park.

Steven Gerrard was again the hero, curling home an 87th minute free kick winner just seconds after Gareth Barry's penalty had cancelled out Martin Laursen's first half own goal.

The game appeared to be slipping away from the Reds when Barry slotted home from the penalty spot, but the genius of Gerrard again saved Liverpool and secured their first victory on the opening day since 2002.

Considering the striking options now available to Benitez it was somewhat ironic to see our first goal of the campaign crash into the net off the leg of a defender, but it was no surprise at all to see both strikers heavily involved.

After the impressive Fernando Torres had been denied a debut goal by Stuart Taylor's fine save, the ball fell into the path of Dirk Kuyt who wasted no time in whipping the ball back across the face of goal where the unfortunate Martin Laursen inadvertently diverted the ball into his own goal.

The lead was no more than the Reds deserved after an impressive opening which could have brought a reward even earlier.

Torres fired the game's first shot in anger over the goal after a powerful charge into the box while captain Steven Gerrard - starting in his preferred central midfield role - tested Taylor with a low drive towards the far corner.

Villa rallied after the break with Riise forced to clear under pressure after a mazy run by Ashley Young and then Nigel Reo-Coker fired wide of Reina's goal from outside the area.

Liverpool should have doubled their lead after an hour when Gerrard latched onto Kuyt's pass into the area but just when it seemed inevitable the ball would be nestling into the back of the net Taylor got in the way of the shot to keep it out.

The skipper had another chance midway through the half when Torres sprayed the ball wide after another clever piece of individual play, but when the ball arrived at Gerrard's feet his first time effort was superbly stopped by an increasingly overworked Taylor.

Ryan Babel was introduced soon after to make his debut and should have made the perfect start when a glorious chance fell his way after 75 minutes, but the young Dutchman dragged his shot disappointingly wide.

Villa grabbed themselves a lifeline after 84 minutes when Jamie Carragher was adjudged to have handled in the area and Barry made no mistake from the spot, sending Reina the wrong way.

But just as the home fans were celebrating an unlikely point, Liverpool responded in the perfect fashion when Gerrard did what only Gerrard can do - and rescued the Reds with a wonderful curling, dipping free kick which found the top corner of the Villa net. Sheer class.

It may only be three points on the board after one game played, but at least the Reds have already begun to deliver on their pledge to make a flying start to the new campaign.

BOSS NOT FEELING THE PRESSURE

Rafa Benitez has laughed off suggestions Liverpool are under pressure to win the league this season following a busy summer in the transfer market.
The Spaniard believes he has built a team that can now challenge for the league title, but he denies it will be a disaster if the 17-year wait is not ended this time around.

"Who is under more pressure?" said Benitez. "Ferguson for winning the league and spending big money, Mourinho for finishing second and spending big money over three years, or Wenger for losing Thierry Henry and not winning the title for some years?

"We are all under pressure. I don't want to seem arrogant, but when I was at Valencia they had gone 31 years without winning the league, and then we won it and won it again.

"Why? Because I had very good staff and good players. Now, I continue having a good staff and better players.

"Hopefully we can now win the league. I don't want to say it's this season because I don't want to make any promises. But I can say we have a better squad, a better team and are working hard. I have confidence and if the new players can settle in quickly, we'll have more of a chance."

HANSEN OPTIMISTIC ABOUT NEW SEASON

Kop legend Alan Hansen believes it is imperative Liverpool get as many points on the board as possible in the opening weeks of the season if they are to close the gap on Man Utd and Chelsea.
The centre-back turned pundit insists the Reds now have what it takes to be serious title challengers – but only if they have learned from mistakes made at the start of last season.

"It really is imperative to get off to a good start. A couple of good performances and results against Villa and Chelsea will send confidence soaring through the club," the Scot told LFC Magazine.

"You then take that momentum to Sunderland, which again is not a place you want to be going early in the season.

"We have to avoid last year's situation. Losing five of our first six away games meant the championship was effectively over for Liverpool. What we all want is for us to be still in with a chance around Christmas and then as we get into March.

"Of course, it would be the creme de la creme if we could win it, but first of all let's give ourselves a real chance of doing that by being in a position where the supporters turn up to Anfield in March with aspirations of still winning the Premier League."

Hansen believes Rafa Benitez has assembled a far more formidable squad than in any of his three years at Anfield.

"We've said for some time now that we keep relying on Steven Gerrard to get us out of trouble. The manager has said we need a variation of tactics and that is what he is trying to deliver.

"The extra width provided by players such as Ryan Babel and Yossi Benayoun should provide tremendous variation.

"If you're defending balls through the middle all the time, it becomes easy to play against. But if you can play it through the middle, wide, long and short, it becomes very difficult to play against.

"Without a shadow of a doubt this is the strongest squad the manager has assembled in his three years at Liverpool. If you compare it to the one that went to Istanbul, it's like night and day. This is a much better side."

XABI: TITLE TALK IS POINTLESS

Xabi Alonso believes it is too soon to start speculating on which teams will be involved in the title race.
The Spanish midfielder admits Liverpool are better equipped to mount a serious challenge this time around. However, he insists he is looking no further than this afternoon's curtain raiser at Villa Park.

"We are all now glad that pre-season is over and we are looking forward very much to the new season and the game at Aston Villa," he said.

"We have worked very hard now for several weeks and we are in good condition. Everyone is ready, and everyone is available.

"I know everyone is asking us already about the title race, and I understand that. But I would prefer to just consider each game and hope that we can put together the performances we need.

"Over the last three years we have sometimes lacked consistency away from home and we have not always started the season well.

"Now we have to look at those sort of games, and the way we start a season, and make sure we improve. I feel now that we have the squad to do that."

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

20 GREAT FLAGS FLYING OUT TO ATHENS

There's nothing quite like a European Cup final to send Liverpool's world famous flagmakers into overdrive and Wednesday's meeting with AC Milan in the Greek capital is no exception. Here's 20 that we can't wait to see in Athens...



SEE THE FLAGS!!!!!!!

CARRA: I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE

Carragher is in talks with the Reds over a new deal and admits he can't contemplate life away from Anfield.

"I never want to leave Liverpool and I hope I can get my contract sorted out as quickly as possible," he said.

"I want to stay here for the rest of my career. I'm not interested in this new FIFA rule where players can buy themselves out of their contracts. I know it's there but I don't know anything about it because it's something I wouldn't do.

"My ambition is to wear that red shirt as long as I can and I'd be absolutely gutted if I ever had to leave."

Carragher is preparing for the Reds' biggest game for two years against AC Milan on Wednesday night and he insists there will be a lot of envious people watching events unfold at the Olympic Stadium.

"United and Chelsea finished the season 20 points ahead of us, so there's no way I'm going to say we are better than they are.

"But I think Chelsea would swap what they've done this season for a place in the Champions League final.

"Manchester United hadn't won the league for a few years and they were desperate to get the title back, so that was their priority.

"But I am sure they will be watching on Wednesday night thinking of what could have been for them as well.

"The main thing in football is winning. Winners are the ones people remember. And I'm sure Arsene Wenger would swap places with Rafael Benitez right now even though Arsenal are supposed to be a team who play the best football anyone has ever seen."

REDS ARRIVE IN ATHENS

After a three and a half hour flight from Liverpool John Lennon airport, Rafael Benitez and his Champions League finalists touched down on Greek soil at 4pm local time this afternoon.

The Reds were then whisked away to their luxury base to step up preparations ahead of Wednesday night's clash with AC Milan at the Olympic Stadium.

Benitez has no fresh injury worries ahead of the match, although Bolo Zenden remains a doubt after the knock he sustained in Spain last week.

The Liverpool manager will give his final press conference ahead of the big game on Tuesday night and, of course, the club's official website will be there to report all the last minute thoughts of the boss as he looks to guide his side to another European trophy.

Monday, July 03, 2006

WORLD CUP 2006!!!

Match #60 - Final
Brazil 0-1 France

Lúcio 74 min Thuram 87 min
Ronaldo 46 min Saha 86 min
Juan 44 min Sagnol 73 min
Cafu 24 min Henry 56 min (Zidane)
Cafu (Cicinho 75 min), Dida, Juan, Juninho Pernambucano (Adriano 62 min), Kaká (Robinho 77 min), Lúcio, Roberto Carlos, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Silva, Zé Roberto Abidal, Barthez, Gallas, Henry (Saha 85 min), Makelele, Malouda (Wiltord 80 min), Ribery, Sagnol, Thuram, Vieira, Zidane


Match #59 - Final
England 0 0* Portugal

*Winner on Penalty Kicks: POR 3 - 1
Hargreaves 121 min Simão 121 min
Hargreaves 106 min Postiga 121 min
Rooney 61 min Ronaldo 121 min
Terry 28 min Carvalho 110 min
Petit 43 min
Beckham (Lennon 51 min), Cole A, Cole J (Crouch 64 min), Ferdinand, Gerrard, Hargreaves, Lampard, Neville, Robinson, Rooney, Terry Carvalho, Figo (Postiga 85 min), Maniche, Meira, Miguel, Pauleta (Simão 63 min), Petit, Ricardo, Ronaldo, Tiago (Viana 73 min), Valen

Friday, June 23, 2006

Mingguan Misteri Edisi 01 Mac 2006



PELABUHAN KLANG,seorang nelayan muda dari Kampung Nelayan,Telok Gong dekat sini sering dikencing langsuir ketika menangkap ikan di waktu malam di pinggir hutan bakau di sekitar Pulau Klang,Pulau Selat Kering dan Pulau Cik Mat Zin di perairan Pelabuhan Klang.

Seperti apa di ceritakan,nelayan yang berusia 30 tahun itu menyatakan bahawa langsuir itu sering kencing ke atasnya ketika beliau berehat dan berbaring di dalam sampan di bawah pokok-pokok rendang di tepi pantai berlumpur sambil menunggu pancing dan rawai yang telah dipasang.

Nelayan yang enggan di kenali identitinya memberitahu bahawa air kencing langsuir itu amat banyak dan baunya amat busuk dan hancing.Selepas kencing,langsuir itu akan mengilai dengan dengan hilaian yang amat menyeramkan sambil melayang ke pokok lain dan kelihatan seperti layang-layang kertas yang besar berwarna putih.

Adalah dipercayai langsuir itu adalah hantu peliharaan seorang perempuan tua tempatan dan memang kelazimannya langsuir suka bergurau dengan sesiapa juga yang kenal baik dengan tuannya.

"Perbuatan Kencing": yang dilakukan oleh langsuir itu adalah gurauan kerana saya kenal baik dan merupakan jiran sekampung dengan pemilihara langsuir itu.kata nelayan tersebut

Nelayan itu menjelaskan bahawa ramai nelayan-nelayan pantai telah menjadi mangsa kencing langsuir yang biadap itu dan jika tidak dapat kencingkan manusia langsuir itu akan kencing di atas bumbung-bumbung rumah tertentu.

Nelayan tersebut dan penduduk setempat amat kesal dengan kejadian itu.Ramai yang berpendapat bahawa tidak guna membela hantu langsuir itu kerana ia tidak mendatangkan faedah malah ia merupakan dosa yang amat besar.Adalah lebih baik membela ternakan seperti ayam,itik,lebu atau kambing kerana ia bukan sahaja mendatangkan faedah malah boleh meningkatkan taraf hidup.

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N-GAGE CHEATS!!

Tony Hawks Pro Skater
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Big Score in Burnside

At Burnside, you start off the level in a half pipe. While in that half pipe, you might find a little bug that will permit you to get a big score. It's simple, just do a slide while in the half-pipe, and when you reach a small space between the [howsthat.30mb.com] net and the half-pipe, your player will "enter" the half-pipe. Now you can do tricks and more tricks, racking up a big score. Then, when you go out without falling down, the judge will give you a 99!

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Better Scoring With Greater Air

These tips helped me in scorin' 55,000+ in each level and at least 29,000 in the competition levels if you don't fall while doing them. The first one is a "Switch Benihana + Front foot impossible." Do this by pressing the south east direction (all the time while doing the trick) then buttons 6 and then 4. This gets you a score of 4,000 the first time, then 3,000 the second time, then 2,000 on the third time, and 1,000 points the fourth time.

The second trick is a "720 Madonna + kickflip to Indy." To do, this press the north west direction (throughout) then a successive press of the 6-Key and the 4-Key. If done right and over a channel/narrow gap you should get [howsthat.sitesled.com] some great points: The first time you should get 10,000 points, the second time you'll get 8,000, the third time you'll get 7,000, and the fourth time 6,000, and so on. Every subsequent time you do the trick, you will get one thousand less points.

The third trick is a "540 Stalefish + Switch Channel Gap + varial" This is done by holding the south west direction constantly and successively pressing 6 and 4 one after the other. You'll get 8,000 the first time you do this, 6,000 the second time, and then 1,000 points less each subsequent time.

The fourth and final one is called "Rocket air + Fingerflip." You do this trick by hitting north east direction constantly as well as the 6-Key and the 4-Key one after another. Gets you: 1st time is 4500+ and then decreases by 1000 points every time you do it.

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The Complete List of Signature Moves

Signature Moves
(Skater Name)
(Trick Name) (Button Combo) (Points Earned)

Bob Burnquist:
Backflip U, D, 6 +4000
Burntwist L, U + 2 +5000
One Footed Smith R, R, 2 +Varies

Kareem Campbell:
Frontflip D, U, 6 +4000
Kickflip Underflip L, R, 4 +1500
Casper Slide U, D, 2 +Varies

Rune Glifberg:
Kickflip McTwist R, R, 6 +4000
Christ Air L, R, 6 +2100
Front-Back Kickflip U, D, 4 +1575

Tony Hawk:
540 Board Varial L, L, 4 +2000
360 Flip to Mute D, R, 4 +1500
Kickflip McTwist R, R, 6 +4000
THE 900 R, D, 6 +8000

Bucky Lasek:
Fingerflip Airwalk L, R, 6 +2000
Varial Heelflip Judo D, U, 4 +2500
Kickflip McTwist R, R, 6 +4000

Chad Muska:
Frontflip D, U, 6 +4000
360 Shove It-Rewind R, R, 4 +1500
One Footed 5-0 Thumpin' R, D, 2 +Varies

Andrew Reynolds:
Backflip U, D, 6 +4000
Triple Kickflip L, L, 4 +1500
Heelflip to Bluntslide D, D, 2 +Varies

Geoff Rowley:
Backflip U, D, 6 +4000
Double Hardflip R, D, 4 +1500
Darkslide L, R, 2 +Varies

Elissa Steamer:
Backflip U, D, 6 +4000
Judo Madonna L, D, 6 +1500
Primo Grind L, L, 2 +Varies

Jaime Thomas:
Frontflip D, U, 6 +4000
540 Flip L, D, 4 +1500
One Footed Nosegrind U, U, 2 +Varies

Officer Richard:
Yeehaw Frontflip D, U, 6 +4000
Assume the Position L, L, 6 +1575
Neckbreak Grind L, R, 2 +Varies
Ho Ho Ho L, U, 2 +2000


Spider Man 2
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How to Beat Shocker and Doc Ock

It's very simple to beat Shocker, all you do is collect the power-up then press the Up Key and the 1 Key. Then Spider-Man will shoot his web at the ceiling, which in turn make the roof crumble. Make it fall on Shocker a few times and he's beat

Dock Ock is also very simple. Beat him up until he starts flailing his arms around in front of him, then run to the side and wait until he starts using his tentacles to walk. Then hit him and as soon as your Spidey sense goes off, [howsthat.sitesled.com] hit the 1 Key and he'll shoot his web and tangles up Doc Ock's tentacles. Now jump behind him and punch him, or else he will gain life. Repeat this process, and you have him beat.

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Best Move in Spider-Man 2

Press down, down / forward, forward, 7 to make Spidey execute a jumping attack that does a large amount of damage!


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Level Cheat

Just beat the game to unlock the "Level Cheat" found in the Secrets menu!



THE ROOTS Gates Of Chaos
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Just some small tips for U ppl.

Be near Waypoint and come back to Bark of wood or whichever village level u r onto every time u lose some energy and keep standing on the waypoint and the energy will fill in just no time.

keep saving Ur games and quit and then play it again and u'll find all the [howsthat.30mb.com] creatures u killed r alive again and kill them again to gain level.

I know these would look annoying some time but after some time u'll find them very usefull.


THE SIMS BUSTIN OUT
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Trading Cheat

This trick requires two people, connected with Bluetooth. You can get a lot of items and money from this trick. First, you must have a friend (real-life) who also has The Sims and already can trade with you. Bring all your money and items and ask your friend to empty their pockets and go to the library. Both of you should then save your game. You then give him all your items and money, and after that you quit the game without saving and load back to before with all of your money and items intact. Your partner however now has all your money and items saved and does not quit. Do this back and forth for as many times as you want and sell all your items to become rich. I ended up with 58,960 simoleons and a whole bunch of items by using this cheat.

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Riddle Answers

Here are the answers to the five riddles.

Q1) How many sides does a circle have? --> 2
Q2) Which does not belong in this group; apple, grape, banana or pear? --> Banana
Q3) How many letters are in alphabet? --> 11
Q4) What other letter fits in the following; B C D E I K O X? --> H
Q5) When I am filled I can point the way. When I'm empty, nothing moves me. I have two skins -- one without and one within. What am I? --> Glove

Before you try to answer the riddles, your logic skill must be over four. Then you will be able to talk to the ghost who will ask you these riddles.
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Visit the Cheat Ninja

NOTE: The "tip" ahead may spoil the fun of the game. Read on only if you are stuck in the game. Failure to comply will result in a loss of the fun factor. In a nutshell: SPOILER AHEAD!

If you've played The Sims for the PC you must have heard about the "rosebud" cheat. In this little pocket version you can get one, not by typing, but buying. On every Monday from 11 pm to 12 pm in southwest of the Imperial Estates, and Friday from 3 am to 4 am in northeast of the park's maze you can encounter the Cheat Ninja, who will sell you cheats.

So how do you know what day it is in the game? You'll notice that the game tells you what number day it is, and that you start the game on a Monday. That's day one. Then just add seven to find the next Monday.

To put it simply, Mondays are days: 1, 8, 15, 22, 29, 36, 43, 50, 57, 64, 71, 78, 85, 92, 99, 106, 113, 120, 127, 134, 141, 148, 155...

And Fridays are days: 5, 12, 19, 26, 33, 40, 47, 54, 61, 68, 75, 82, 89, 96, 103, 110, 117, 124, 131, 138, 145, 152, 159...

So go to those locations at those times and you'll encounter the Cheat Ninja! Heidi Shadows will sell you these eight items:

- Rosebud: Adds $5,000
- Slip of paper: Contains a password "Bucket"
- Silver Tongue Berry- Adds 1 charisma skill point
- Gourmet Berry- Adds 1 cooking skill point
- Clock Berry- Adds 1 mechanical point
- Buff Berry- Adds 1 Body point
- Mind Berry- Adds 1 logic point
- DaVinci Berry- Adds 1 creativity point

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Easy Way to Build Relationships

I've just found out today how to increase relationships with other Sims without answer their chats. First, go to Uncle Hayseed's house. Use his house phone to make a call to anyone you like. Then keep on calling him. Once you call him, your relationship goes up one point. It's quick, and without wasting time chatting, answering stupid questions, hugging, kissing, etc.


Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004
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Decide where ur ball goes

Ok, when you take a swing and rapidly press the '3' button to get maximum power on the backswing. This works the same way, but instead of more power, this tip will give you control of the speed and direction the ball rolls (and bounces) after its flight through the air. What you have to do is after taking a swing and the camera switches to the top view so you can watch the ball soar through [howsthat.sitesled.com] the air for 300 or so yards, quickly decide where you want your ball to roll and press the direction on the direction pad (you can change the course as much as you want until the ball hits the ground).

With the direction being pressed, tap the '3' key. You will see a golf ball in the bottom right of the screen with an arrow circling it in the direction you are pressing. The more rapidly you press the '3' key, the faster the arrow will spin and the more your ball will roll. I discovered this when I was just playing around with some buttons while waiting for my ball to land and take my next shot.

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Never Play a Bad Hole

When you're in a tournament and you haven't done so well, press [howsthat.30mb.com] pause and quit the game before you put the ball down, and you can resume play in that tournament and start that hole all over again. You can do this as many times as you want until you're happy with your performance on that hole.


Requiem Of Hell
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Unlimited Continues:

Host a bluetooth game and you will have unlimited continues. Requiem Of Hell is kinda like bomberman; Once you're dead, you're not gonna get up.
pressing 5 + 6 will do a 360 spin attack to repel off enemies that are cornering you.
Hit thru Walls:
Not exactly FIREWALL(like Diablo) but if [howsthat.30mb.com] you ever find a Sword/Axe of Fire, press 6 on the wall and it the fire will simply go thru it. Good for fighting enemies that are hiding behind walls. Pressing the 5+6 button will do it twice.



Live forever

This glitch causes your character to come back to life when he/she dies. To enable this to happen go to the pause menu. Enter the settings menu and host a multiplayer game. The game will go back to normal and will say waiting for players. This will go away and you can continue on and once your health runs out you character will come back from the dead when you press OK.


RED FACTION
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Here r some cheats for the Game


100% health - #24559#
All Weapons - #37427#
Ammo - #53787#
Everything - #76676#
Full Health - #85526#
100% armor - #86642#


Pocket Kingdom
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U'll find these tips quite handy

1. Do not keep, what you can buy.

2. Pay more attention to offline game, until you Own Ulgress.

3. Use 2 defense parties (especially online), 2-3 attack parties, 2 search parties (to save time), 1 for chat (may use your search party).

4. Give your best units/EQ to Defense Party.

5. Make friends on board. Chat [howsthat.sitesled.com] before attack, so that people don't run at your approaching.

6. Always upgrade to new ore!

7. When you feel, your army is weak, take a break. Write down all units you have and what RankUps you need. Then check what good new (and the best available) units you can create. Do the same with your equipment.

8. Use "High Rank" strategy on the last floor of Boss Castles.

9. Don't sell old armor. Give them to your Search [howsthat.30mb.com] Party or exhibit on auction at low prices, help n00bs!

10. Turn off screen saver, or set it to 30 minutes. Never charge N-Gage while playing PK. Do not touch savefile by FExplorer or card reader.
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KOF
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3 new maps:
complete ultra hard difficulty w/o continues
be the fastest time trial
have the longest survival record

Sinobu and Charged Sinobu:
complete all the players god mode(complete story mode in ultra hard difficulty)....here's a tip, use a specific player that u want its god mode to be unlocked...than put that player in the first slot when fighting [howsthat.sitesled.com] the other 2 is ur best players and in any order....than just complete the story mode....automatically ur specific player god mode will be unlocked....unlocking all the players god mode will unlocked sinobu...

To get Charged Sinobu, just unlocked sinobu god mode.....thats the hard way of cos....in fact when u unlocked sinobu character, u also unlocked charged sinobu only that he will not appear on the screen...here's an easier way...to choose charged sinobu, simply select sinobu and press left....u will choose and empty box with sinobu name on it....THATS THE CHARGED SINOBU.....



Crash Nitro Cart
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Unlocking Turbo Cheat

In adventure mode, you need to beat the red gem cup by scoring the [howsthat.sitesled.com] most points. Do this by placing first in two races and at least second in the third one. This will now unlock the turbo cheat . It can be activated from the "Cheats" menu afterwards. Note: This cheat only works in arcade mode .
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Triple Boosts

Whenever you do a powerslide let go of the acceleration [howsthat.30mb.com] button. Once the bar turns red, press the acceleration button to do a boost. But if the turn keeps going, you can do three in a row (third is the maximum and the most powerful).

When in the powerslide acceleration, as soon as the bar turns red, press Key 5 to do a boost. Let go of Key 5 immediately, but keep doing the powerslide. When the bar turns red again, press Key 5 again to repeat the step above for the third boost


Call of Duty
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Here are the cheat codes for Call of Duty. Enter this code from the main menu to call up the load level screen. You will hear a German officer yelling to confirm the cheat is active.

To unlock the "Load Level" menu, enter this code:

Up-Down-Up-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-5-7-5-7

The "Load Level" menu [howsthat.sitesled.com] will appear, letting you now access any level of the game.


ASPHALT URBAN GT
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Easy Money

Hey guys, just trying to help. I was playing Asphalt recently when I found this trick for Evolution mode. If you have already started Evolution once, sell all the cars in your garage and then go to Championship mode. Select the [howsthat.sitesled.com] Saleen Qualifications (you will only be able to select it if there are no cars in your garage). Go play the race with only four opponents and two laps (damn easy!). When you're finished, you'll get a Hummer H2. Go back to your garage and sell the Hummer for lots of money!

You can't keep the car if you want to repeat the process because it only works when your garage is empty. After you sell it, go back to Championship mode and play the same race again. Repeat as many times as you want. Once you've got [howsthat.sitesled.com] enough money, buy the Ford Cobra Concept and join the performance car racing. It's the easiest way to get money. There are five races: New York normal, radar race, golden race, duel race, and US Speedway. Just win the New York and US Speedway races (easy enough) and even if you lose the rest, you will get roughly 20,000 and a Cobra Concept which can be sold for another 105,000. I've already completed all the stages in Evolution and Arcade mode. Once you've completed both, you'll get to use the F1 car and the Lamborghini police car to share with your friends.



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Restore files which are deleted from the recycle bin by mistake. Conversely, delete files completely.

[OS] Windows 95 Windows 98 Windows Me Windows NT Windows 2000 Windows XP [Author] Brian Kato



Restore files which are deleted from the recycle bin or deleted while holding down the Shift key by mistake.
Conversely, this program has another function that makes it almost impossible to restore all deleted files.
You can use it after deletion of confidential documents, embarrassing files and so on.

You don't have to install it, so it doesn't leave any garbage in the PC.
(You can also run it from a floppy disk.)
Even if a file seems to be restored, there is no guarantee that the contents are correct.
After you run the program, please check the files.
You can probably restore it correctly if the drive has enough free space
and if it's just after deletion.
If you restore a folder, there is no guarantee that all files or folders which used to belong to the folder will be in it.
If you can't find them in it, please search and restore them one by one.
If you still can't find them, it's impossible to restore them.
It will be almost impossible to restore any deleted files if you run the complete deletion function.
To be exact, fragments of deleted files can be in last clusters of existing files or allocated and unwritten files.
(Note that this function is not suitable for TOP SECRET information.)
Even if you find the information of completely deleted files, their contents must be erased.
If you want to erase the information too, please run the function again.

When you use the restoration function, I don't think you will encounter any damage due to bugs, since the function doesn't write anything to physical sectors.
However, the complete deletion function replaces physical sectors.
Therefore, I confirmed that it worked without any problems by testing many times.
As there is a rare possibility of damage or loss, please run the function at your own risk.



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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

PC SOLUTION

1] pc couldnt detect my cd-rom. I look in the Device Manager and it shows a exclaimation mark on cd-rom drive. As to what I know is that we dont need driver for most of the cd-roms as they are supported by Win XP


ANSWER:- a] right click on the item with the exclamation point (in the device manager). choose uninstall (or remove). restart your computer and check if its stillnot being detected properly. The exclamation point basically means that there is a device conflict. try to uninstall it then restart the computer. winXP would reinstall it for you.

b] if that wont fix the problem, try these...

-reset BIOS
-check if the cables are plugged properly
-check jumper settings
-try windows system restore (highly recommended)


c] I went to microsoft.com and found the answer. What I need was to go to Regedit and delete off 2 datas that were in the Registry Editor. After I restart the pc, my D drive is back to normal.



2] everytime i try to install a software it shows that the installation is completed,but when i try to run the software it displays "A required. DLL file,c:\windows\system\imagehlp.dll,was not found." windows 98 os

ANSWER:- this problem is about a corrupted dll file in your computer... try checking this link... or search for imagehlp.dll in google or yahoo. AFTER THAT, copy it to c:/windows/system


3] i was using winxp-sp2 , whenever i started my com after sometime a blue screen popped up and the computer restarted saying something abt "dumping paging file". so i formatted my com and resinstalled sp2 ,it worked well for sometime then again the same problem


ANSWER:- A] the blue screen of death means that the system is detecting a corrupt system file. when do yo get this blue screen, i mean what program r u running? also, what is the partition size of your c drive, or the drive where windows is installed into? if u have another hdd... set it as the master hdd try installing windows into it then use your present hdd just as a slave(tell me if you understand this or not) this is because the way you partitioned your hdd is the only weird thing i can see with your system. have you tried overclocking your computer?

B] what exactly was written on the blue screen??

most of the time,a blue screen followed by a page file dump is caused by problems with the HDD. probably, it was trying to use HDD space as virtual memory but encountered some problems, hence an error in the page file

but, this isnt always the case. sometimes, it might be with the video card...so to be sure, can you provide more specifics as to what was written in the blue screen

especially the part when it mentions something like, the error seems to be connected with this file _________
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C] If an error is about overclocking then the speed of the memory in the BIOS is too high for what is the memory installed on your computer, you can configure BIOS to utilize the memory speed that computer have so that it will not overclock


D] overclocking feature is disabled (regular speed), you will have to manually set it to a higher value

in simple terms overclocking is like this. if i have a PC with say Pentium 4 1.8GHz... i can overclock that so that instead of 1.8GHz, I get around maybe 2.0GHz depending on the settings.

have you tried checking the device manager? from what you stated, im guessing the problem is hardware related, perhaps a hardware driver was corrupted when your computer suddenly restarted due to UPS problem and it hasnt been fixed yet so it keeps coming back. check video card drivers, from my experience, this is usually where the problem is when something like this happens while you are playing a game
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E] if you have a different hdd, try installing that just to test if you're hdd is the one having the problem... are you sure that your c drive is free of bad sectors? how mush free disk space do you have on your c drive? also if possible, try to clean the terminals of your RAM and try using different memory banks. (be careful in doing so, avoid static electricity)

one big factor about these advise that we're giving you, if you're not that familiar with computers.... DONT DO IT! there is a very big chance that you may damage the system permanently or worse, you may hurt yourself!

anyway, take care in handling your pc dude... hope this helps!



4] When i download rar files which have .exe in it and when i extracted it. There's no .exe file.

ANSWER:- A] no exe file? are you sure that the archive (the rar file) did infact contain an exe file when you downloaded it?

you were able to extract the files right? so that means you downloaded the archive correctly, otherwise, extraction would have failed (corrupted file error)

does the archive have password protection? maybe the exe file was protected by a password thats why it didnt extract like the other files

or, perhaps the exe file was infected by a virus and your anti virus software automatically removed the exe file

4.1-- Firstly, when i double- click the rar files, there's is an .exe file but when i 2x click the .exe file, it pops out a meesage "cannot execute the file".

ANS:- B] you may be running the .exe file directly from inside of the archive. although it should work, there are times that you have to extract the files first. as balg said, ... you were able to extract the file right? try doing balg's advise and if possible, re-download the file again then try to decompress them to just one folder then try running the .exe file

Tips to recover scratched CDs

Don't you feel like crying every time you add another disc to your pile of scratched discs. Trashing that disc which contained your favorite songs, pics, files, games or videos is not easy.

Read-on, if you find yourself wishing for a miracle every time your fav CD is scratched:

Home Remedy :
here's an easy home remedy, which might give you the desired results. Rub a small amount of toothpaste on the scratch and polish the CD with a soft cloth and any petroleum-based polishing solution (like clear shoe polish). Squirt a drop of Brasso and wipe it with a clean cloth.

Technology to the rescue
There are many softwares available on the net, which enable the recovery of the CD data. BadCopy Pro is one such software, which can be used to recover destroyed data and files from a range of media.

Just a few clicks is all it requires to recover the disc from almost all kind of damage situation; be it corrupted, lost data, unreadable or defective.

DiskDoctors is another popular company, which offers both software and solutions to recover data from a scratched CDs and DVDs.


General Tips:
* Always wipe the CD from the center outward with stratight spoke-like strokes. Wiping CDs in circles will create more scratches.

* Do not scratch the graphics layer as you cannot repair the disc. HINT: Hold the disc up to a light with the graphics layer facing the light source. If you can see light thru the scratches at any point then the disc may be irreparable and or exhibit loading or playing errors.

* Clean your Disc players lens regularly with a suitable product to ensure optimal viewing pleasure.

* Make sure to use a soft, lint-free cloth to clean both sides of the disc. Wipe in a straight line from the centre of the disc to the outer edge.

* If wiping with a cloth does not remove a fingerprint or smudge, use a specialized DVD disc polishing spray to clean the disc.

* Only handle the disc by its outer edge and the empty hole in the middle. This will help prevent fingerprints, smudges or scratches.

Statistics:
*Fingermarks/prints cause 43% of disc problems!
* General wear & tear causes 25% of disc problems!
* Player-related issues cause 15% of disc problems!
* User-related issues cause 12% of disc problems!
* PlayStation 2 machine scratches cause 3% of disc problems!
* Laser rot (a manufacturer error) causes 2% of disc problems!

msblast virus fix



here are the exact patch you will need..

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/d...displaylang=en

now to remove the virus.. download this tool

http://securityresponse.symantec.com...oval.tool.html

what you need do is download both files. after which, run the removal tool first.. then, install the patch from microsoft to prevent being infected again




last reminder... before you do install xp.. download the patch first and store it in your Hard drive.. since if you install xp first, you wont be able to download the patch in time (the virus will infect your system a lot faster)

what is recommended is that you download the patches from another computer (like a computer running win9 save the patches on a removable media (CD,flash drives, etc). store it on your computer and then run the patch.

last notes. after running the patch and you can now continue browsing the internet without any problems, i strongly suggest you download updates to your windows to prevent further infection from known viruses